UGLYS™ Sunglass-Strap-On Mullet®

The UGLYS Interrupter: World’s first Sunglass-Strap-On Mullet®.

*We Sold out Over the Weekend!! Yay.. but also, shiiit.. We're making more in a hurry!!

You've made it this far without an eyewear-mounted mullet. 1-2 more weeks won't kill you. Consider the sale compensatory for the wait..

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1 MULLET — PERSONAL USE
$24.99 Recommended.

2 MULLETS — RECRUIT A FRIEND
$39.99 Strongly recommended.
3 MULLETS — FULL DEPLOYMENT
⭐ $49.99 For total Rear-End Domination™️

The UGLYS Interrupter: 10 inches of pure glory strapped comfortably to your favorite pair of shades for full-fledged rear-end domination and visual improvements that’ll 100% look better from far away!

If you’ve never seen a mullet strapped to a pair of shades before, it’s because nobody else was dumb enough to build it.

We were.

Slides onto your favorite sunglasses in seconds and transforms ordinary eyewear into a fully integrated Eyewear-Mullet System™️.

This product works with prescription; in/or around the office for that much needed promotion!

Not for everyone.

Definitely for some. 😎

Features

• Fits any sunglass/prescription too
• Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro)
• Removable Velcro-mounted quick release mullet (easy)
• Keeps sunglasses secure during activity
• Washable synthetic hair
• Wind-resistant party flow
• Instant dirtbag prestige upgrade

What is a Strap-On Mullet®?

Instantly transforms your favorite pair of sunglasses (probably UGLYS) into a rolling cry for rear-end supervision.

No haircut required. No commitment necessary.

Just instant Rear End Superiority™.

Objectively a terrible decision for anyone not prepared to become the reason the party gets shut down.

Patent Pending®️

FAQ

Will it fit my sunglasses?
Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses and can be trimmed to fit.

Will shaving my head increase mullet effectiveness?
According to absolutely no qualified experts whatsoever, mullets pair best with a freshly shaved dome.

Can I wear it on a boat?
Honestly, that's where it belongs.

Is this a joke product?
That's between you and your friends, but the results are real.