UGLYS™ Sunglass Strap-On Mullet™ | Shop All 5 Colors (12 Inch)

THE WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS STRAP-ON MULLET™ (Probably. We Haven’t Verified)

Growing one takes years. We fixed that in seconds.

UGLYS™ started as an 80’s-inspired sunglass brand.

Things escalated quickly.

The Strap-On Mullet™ instantly transforms your favorite pair of sunglasses (probably UGLYS) into 10 inches of glorious business in the back.

No haircut. No waiting. No commitment.

Slide it on. Attach the mullet. Continue making questionable decisions.

This should’ve existed in 1987.

Unfortunately, it exists now.

🚨 NEW DOUBLEWIDE DESIGN 🚨

You wanted more business in the back.

We took that personally.

The new DOUBLEWIDE™ features thicker, fuller hair, a wider 6-inch rear profile, improved color matching, and 10-12 inches of naturally curled glory.

It’s 33% wider than our original design and engineered for one thing: Maximum Rear Profile Dominance™

DEALS: 

SITUATION STARTER KIT

🎁 BUY THE SHADES. GET THE MULLET FREE

Get a FREE Strap-On Mullet™ with any pair of UGLYS Sunglasses.

Add to Cart for Automatic Discounts.

🔥 ADD TO CART FOR AUTOMATIC DISCOUNTS

• 1 MULLET — PERSONAL USE
  $24.99 Recommended.

• 2 MULLETS — RECRUIT A FRIEND
  $39.99 Very Kind of You.
• 3 MULLETS — FULL DEPLOYMENT
  ⭐ $49.99 For total Rear-End Domination™️

FEATURES:

• Fits most sunglasses & prescription glasses
• Sunglass Strap Floats (Test it First)
• Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro) 
• Removable Velcro-mounted quick release mullet (easy)
• Keeps your shades where they belong
• Washable synthetic hair
• Wind-resistant party flow
• Instant Rear-End Superiority

HAIR CARE: Hair arrives compressed for shipping. Shake it out, gently separate the strands, and lightly style for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™. Natural curl and fullness may vary slightly.

FAQ

How do I install?

Remove from packaging. Peel small 1/2 pieces of Velcro from hair. (The extra piece is for storing hair when not in use). Place mullet onto UGLYS Velcro lined neoprene strap. Slide onto the favorite pair of glasses. Strut your stuff.

Will it fit my sunglasses?
Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses and can be trimmed to fit.

Will shaving my head increase mullet effectiveness?
According to absolutely no qualified experts whatsoever, mullets pair best with a freshly shaved dome.

Can I wear it on a boat?
Honestly, that's where it belongs.

Is this a joke product?
That's between you and your conscience, but the results are real.