UGLYS™️ Sunglass Strapped Mullet

The World’s First Eyewear Strap-On Mullet™.

🚨 UPDATED BLONDE ALERT 🚨

Turns out our Blonde was a little less dirty in person. We’ve updated the product photos to reflect the latest version of lighter blonde.
Thanks for helping us keep the mullet industry accountable.

PREORDER: NEW SENIOR CITIZEN MULLET JUST DROPPED. (ETA 1-2 Weeks)

We’ll ship partial orders if you bundle multiple items at NO additional charge.

Thanks for turning a dumb idea into an inventory problem.
Grab yours before we accidentally do this again.

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• 1 MULLET — PERSONAL USE
  $24.99 Recommended.

• 2 MULLETS — RECRUIT A FRIEND
  $39.99 Strongly recommended.
• 3 MULLETS — FULL DEPLOYMENT
  ⭐ $49.99 For total Rear-End Domination™️

ALSO: THIS PRODUCT IS CURRENTLY FREE FOR EVERY PAIR OF SUNGLASSES ADDED TO CART.  

WE CALL IT A “BOGO”.

The UGLYS Interrupter: 10 inches of pure glory strapped comfortably to your favorite pair of shades for full-fledged rear-end domination and visual improvements that’ll 100% look better from far away!

If you’ve never seen a mullet strapped to a pair of shades before, it’s because nobody else was dumb enough to build it.

We were.

Slides onto your favorite sunglasses in seconds and transforms ordinary eyewear into a fully integrated Eyewear-Mullet System™️.

• This product works with prescription; in/or around the office for that much needed promotion!

Not for everyone. Definitely for some. 😎

Features

• Fits any sunglass/prescription too 
• Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro)
• Removable Velcro-mounted quick release mullet (easy)
• Keeps sunglasses secure during activity
• Washable synthetic hair
• Wind-resistant party flow
• Instant dirtbag prestige upgrade

What is a Strap-On Mullet®?

Instantly transforms your favorite pair of sunglasses (probably UGLYS) into a rolling cry for rear-end supervision.

No haircut required. No commitment necessary.

Just instant Rear End Superiority™.

Objectively a terrible decision for anyone not prepared to become the reason the party gets shut down.

Patent Pending®️

FAQ

How do I install?

Remove from packaging. Peel small 1/2 pieces of Velcro from hair. (The extra piece is for storing hair when not in use). Place mullet onto UGLYS Velcro lined neoprene strap. Slide onto the favorite pair of glasses. Strut your stuff.

Will it fit my sunglasses?
Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses and can be trimmed to fit.

Will shaving my head increase mullet effectiveness?
According to absolutely no qualified experts whatsoever, mullets pair best with a freshly shaved dome.

Can I wear it on a boat?
Honestly, that's where it belongs.

Is this a joke product?
That's between you and your conscience, but the results are real.