UGLYS Flaminglow Pickleball Balls

$17.99

PICKLEBALL YOUR PACK 3 Pack - Casual Participation 6 Pack - The Community Center Knows Your Name 12 Pack - I’ll Sack It Up 30 Pack - I Can Justify This 50 Pack - It’s a Write Off

Introducing the UGLYS™ Flaminglow™

Available for Pre-Order

(All Pre Orders Will Receive Get $25 Credit Available towards Our New Paddle. When it drops..)

12 PACK & UP RECEIVE A MASSIVE PICKLEBALL BALL SACK™.

It’s exactly what it sounds like.

No further questions at this time.

Outdoor use recommended. Indoor use raises questions.

“Holy shit, this actually plays pretty good.”

So now you’re wondering:

Is UGLYS a Pickleball company?

Is Prada?

Because apparently they make pickleball equipment too.

You can tell them we sent you while you’re busy spending $3,000 on a paddle.

Meanwhile, we’ll be over here supporting apartment complex championships and retirement community rivalries until further notice.

Our commitment remains the same:

Fun.

The Flaminglow™ was designed for people who take pickleball just seriously enough to buy equipment for it.

Easy to win. Hard to lose. 46 holes of questionable athleticism. It’s unapologetically Hot Pink Signature Series™ color-way makes it nearly impossible to lose, unless you somehow launch it into another ZIP code.

Packed tightly inside our Massive Pickleball Ball Sack™ and engineered to provide marginal improvements in hand-eye coordination, the Flaminglow™ is built for casual participation and highly questionable levels of competitiveness.

We still haven’t confirmed whether pickleball is an actual sport.

Features

UGLYS™ Signature Series Flaminglow™ Hot Pink Colorway
46-hole outdoor construction
High-visibility finish for easy ball recovery
Durable TPE construction
Stable flight characteristics
Suitable for recreational and training play
Built for outdoor courts, parking lots, and situations that should probably remain undocumented
Approved for apartment complexes, retirement communities, and neighborhood feuds nationwide

Specifications