UGLYS™️ Mullet Koozie
For unmatched rear-profile superiority, we proudly introduce the world’s first Mullet Koozie™.
Nobody asked for this.. Somehow… everybody wants one.
Excellent for all ages. Even Grandpa finally has something worthy of spending his inheritance on.
Girls can style the hair.
We officially have no idea what we’ve created btw..
Pink scrunchie not included.
The only thing offensive about this…
is that we didn’t invent it sooner.
’Nuff said.
Bonus: At 4.5 inches long, the hair doubles as emergency backup for your Strap-On Mullet. Because rear-end failure is not an option.
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We’ll ship every in-stock item immediately.
• The World’s First Hair-Enhanced Neoprene Koozie
• Detachable Mullet via Velcro™ Technology
• Emergency Hair Extensions (use responsibly)
• Compatible with 12 oz cans & 16 oz Tall Boy
• Pairs perfectly with UGLYS Sunglasses & the UGLYS Sunglass Strap On Mullet™
Grow a pair. Grab a pair.
Lifetime Warranty
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