Uglys Eyewear UGLYS™️ ‘87 Super Mullet sunglasses with 22-inch frame, featuring bold design and dark tinted lenses.

UGLYS™️ ‘87 SUPER MULLET (22 Inch)

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Uglys Eyewear UGLYS™️ ‘87 Super Mullet sunglasses with 22-inch frame, featuring bold design and dark tinted lenses.

UGLYS™️ ‘87 SUPER MULLET (22 Inch)

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’87 SUPER MULLET™ 

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Win the talent show without the talent.

8 inches wide. 22 inches long. Fits most sunglasses and even prescription; if the office is where you’re strutting your stuff.

The ’87 Super Mullet™ is the biggest Strap-On Mullet we’ve ever made; a premium neoprene sunglass strap carrying 22 inches of overwhelming rear-end confidence.

Premium neoprene strap.
Velcro-detachable mullet for obvious safety reasons.
No haircut. Intense commitment.

Attach it. Wear it. Start a hair band. Name it UGLYS.

This isn’t just strap-on hair.

It’s a full-blown regime change above the waistline.

Just don’t wear it near an open flame.

We told you so. 🫵

 

FEATURES

8 inches wide. 22 inches long. Zero restraint.

  • Fits most sunglasses & prescription frames
  • Premium neoprene eyewear strap
  • Velcro-detachable Super Mullet
  • Quick-release hair attachment
  • Washable synthetic hair
  • Full-width, high-volume rear coverage
  • Keeps your shades where they belong
  • 22 inches of Rear-End Superiority™

Strap may provide flotation depending on eyewear weight. Test yours first. It’ll at least delay the sink.. maybe give you time to think about your next move..


WAIT… I’M STILL CONFUSED. WHAT EXACTLY IS THE ’87 SUPER MULLET™?

We took the original Sunglass Strap-On Mullet® and asked:

“Where’s the limit between ‘head turning action’ and neck injury?” 

The answer is being field tested now. We settled on 8 inches wide, 22 inches long. The responsibility is yours and if 22 inches is too much to handle, go with our smaller UGLYS mullet. 

No barber.
No grow-out period.
No six months of looking like you lost a bet.

Attach it to the included neoprene strap, slide it onto your glasses and become noticeably harder to ignore.

It’s not subtle.

It wasn’t supposed to be.

U.S. Patent Pending.

 

FAQ

How do I install it?
Remove the storage Velcro from the back of the hair. Press the Super Mullet firmly onto the Velcro section of the UGLYS neoprene strap. Slide the strap onto your glasses.

Find somewhere public.

Is it really 22 inches long?
Yes.

We measured twice because we didn’t believe it either.

Will it fit my glasses?
It fits most standard sunglasses and prescription frames.

For best results, use eyewear capable of handling the responsibility.

Does the strap float?
The neoprene strap may provide flotation depending on the weight of your eyewear.

Test it somewhere shallow before conducting experiments with expensive sunglasses. It’ll otherwise be a developing situation at best..

Is the mullet removable?
Yes. The hair attaches with Velcro and can be removed, swapped or stored separately.

Mostly because permanently attaching 22 inches of synthetic hair to someone seemed irresponsible.

Can I style it?
Absolutely. It may arrive compressed from packaging. Shake it out, separate the fibers and give it a little attention.

Volume, curl and general recklessness may vary.

Can I wear it near an open flame?
No.

We told you so. 🫵

Can I ride my bike with it?

How high does your seat go? We’re thinking this could result in a denied warranty claim.

Is this necessary?
Not even remotely.

That’s why we made it.

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Carswell

Completely underestimated this..

Got this last minute for a party and quickly found out the 22 Inches is too much responsibility for ‘this guy’.

Shit got wild!

Made out with the hottest chick at the party.

She started it. 100% under question… It should be the other way around, but not this time. Things escalated.

I think I’ve moved to Florida now… Still here…

About The mullet… It’s more than a hair piece. It’s a setup for things to come.

Highly recommend for an unpredictable outcome and possibly life altering consequences.

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Brandon Brigham

Epic! Going to be perfect for my Halloween costume

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Tony Sainz

So there I was camping on a cattle ranch on the central coast of California. Getting ready to run a 26k trail race hanging out with some real cowboys. The one thing I needed was some glorious locks. ugly’s literally had my back.

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Tom

Hell yeah, brother! I love my strap on mullet. I've never felt sexier and gotten more compliments at the same bar.

I've been wearing a "make mullets great again" shirt for years. Well, uglys finally did it!

Strap one on! You won't regret it! See you at crab island!

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J0hnnywestside

Coolest glasses in the game. I have a huge collection of sunglasses but all I wear are my uglys!

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Justin

The results speak for themselves!

Happy 4th Of July!!!

Love my new shades & hair style!

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Anonymous

Awesome strap/hair!

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David Ski

Fun style and great conversation starter. Definitely the life of the party 😎

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Jordo

Shades are great quality, and fit my big head. My kiddos think the mullet is awesome. My wife, not so much, which almost makes it better.

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Jeremy Morris

gift for a good friend, loved it !

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Hank

10/10 would buy again

100% worth it

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BRIAN

Bought the 3-pack of mullets the minute they dropped. The quality is legit, and the packaging had me laughing before I even opened it.

My sons and I wore them on Father’s Day and immediately became the center of attention. We got laughs, double takes, and at least a few looks from the neighbors. Best purchase I’ve made in a long time. 😂🤘🍻

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