UGLYS™️ Brown Town Sunglass Strap-On Mullet System

The World’s First Eyewear Strap-On Mullet™

If you’ve never seen a mullet strapped to a pair of shades before, it’s because nobody else was dumb enough to build it.

We were.

The new UGLYS™Double Wide™ Mullet features a significantly thicker weft, a wider profile, improved hair color matching, and enough additional volume to make complete strangers uncomfortable.

Measuring 33% wider than original design at 6 inches wide by 10 inches long with a naturally curled finish, the WIDEBODY™ was built for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™ and minimal explanation.

Existing customers helped us build this version. Turns out people wanted more business in the back. We listened.

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• 1 MULLET — PERSONAL USE
  $24.99 Recommended.

• 2 MULLETS — RECRUIT A FRIEND
  $39.99 Strongly recommended.
• 3 MULLETS — FULL DEPLOYMENT
  ⭐ $49.99 For total Rear-End Domination™️

ALSO: THIS PRODUCT IS CURRENTLY FREE FOR EVERY PAIR OF SUNGLASSES ADDED TO CART.  WE CALL IT A “BOGO”.

Thanks for turning a dumb idea into an inventory problem.
Grab yours before we accidentally do this again. 

Features

• Fits most sunglasses & prescription glasses
• Floats (usually)
• Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro) 
• Removable Velcro-mounted quick release mullet (easy)
• Keeps your shades where they belong
• Washable synthetic hair
• Wind-resistant party flow
• Instant dirtbag prestige

What is a Strap-On Mullet®?

Instantly transforms your favorite pair of sunglasses (probably UGLYS) into a rolling cry for rear-end supervision.

No haircut required. No commitment necessary.

Just instant Rear End Superiority™.

Objectively a terrible decision for anyone not prepared to become the reason the party gets shut down.

Patent Pending®️

FAQ

How do I install?

Remove from packaging. Peel small 1/2 pieces of Velcro from hair. (The extra piece is for storing hair when not in use). Place mullet onto UGLYS Velcro lined neoprene strap. Slide onto the favorite pair of glasses. Strut your stuff.

Will it fit my sunglasses?
Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses and can be trimmed to fit.

Will shaving my head increase mullet effectiveness?
According to absolutely no qualified experts whatsoever, mullets pair best with a freshly shaved dome.

Can I wear it on a boat?
Honestly, that's where it belongs.

Is this a joke product?
That's between you and your conscience, but the results are real.