Uglys Eyewear UGLYS™️ Brown Town sunglass strap-on mullet system with brown hair and sunglasses attachment, casual and fun accessory.

UGLYS™️ Brown Town Sunglass Strap-On Mullet System

$24.99
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Uglys Eyewear UGLYS™️ Brown Town sunglass strap-on mullet system with brown hair and sunglasses attachment, casual and fun accessory.

UGLYS™️ Brown Town Sunglass Strap-On Mullet System

$24.99

The World’s First Eyewear Strap-On Mullet™

This should have existed in 1987.

We finally fixed that.

The new UGLYS™️ DOUBLEWIDE™ Mullet features a significantly thicker weft, a wider profile, improved hair color matching, and enough additional volume to make complete strangers uncomfortable.

Measuring 33% wider than original design at 6 inches wide by 10 inches long with a naturally curled finish, the DOUBLEWIDE™ was built for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™ and minimal explanation.

Existing customers helped us build this version. Turns out people wanted more business in the back. We listened.


DEALS: 

SITUATION STARTER KIT

🎁 BUY UGLYS’ SUNGLASSES. GET THE MULLET.

Get a FREE Strap-On Mullet™ with any pair of UGLYS Sunglasses.

 

ADD TO CART FOR AUTOMATIC DISCOUNTS

  • 1 MULLET — PERSONAL USE
    $24.99 Recommended.
  • 2 MULLETS — RECRUIT A FRIEND
    $39.99 Strongly recommended.
  • 3 MULLETS — FULL DEPLOYMENT
    ⭐ $49.99 For total Rear-End Domination™️

 

What is a Strap-On Mullet®?

Instantly transforms your favorite pair of sunglasses (probably UGLYS) into a rolling cry for rear-end supervision.

No haircut required. No commitment necessary.

Just instant Rear End Superiority™.

Objectively a terrible decision for anyone not prepared to become the reason the party gets shut down.

Patent Pending®️

    FEATURES:

    • Fits most sunglasses & prescription glasses
    • Floats (usually)
    • Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro) 
    • Removable Velcro-mounted quick release mullet (easy)
    • Keeps your shades where they belong
    • Washable synthetic hair
    • Wind-resistant party flow
    • Instant rear profile superiority 

     

    HAIR CARE:

    Hair arrives compressed for shipping. Shake it out, gently separate the strands, and lightly style for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™. Natural curl and fullness may vary slightly.

     

    FAQS:

    How do I install?

    Remove from packaging. Peel small 1/2 pieces of Velcro from hair. (The extra piece is for storing hair when not in use). Place mullet onto UGLYS Velcro lined neoprene strap. Slide onto the favorite pair of glasses. Strut your stuff.

    Will it fit my sunglasses?
    Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses and can be trimmed to fit.

    Will shaving my head increase mullet effectiveness?
    According to absolutely no qualified experts whatsoever, mullets pair best with a freshly shaved dome.

    Can I wear it on a boat?
    Honestly, that's where it belongs.

    Is this a joke product?
    That's between you and your conscience, but the results are real.

    • 5 stars: 12 (100%)
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    Carswell

    Completely underestimated this..

    Got this last minute for a party and quickly found out the 22 Inches is too much responsibility for ‘this guy’.

    Shit got wild!

    Made out with the hottest chick at the party.

    She started it. 100% under question… It should be the other way around, but not this time. Things escalated.

    I think I’ve moved to Florida now… Still here…

    About The mullet… It’s more than a hair piece. It’s a setup for things to come.

    Highly recommend for an unpredictable outcome and possibly life altering consequences.

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    Brandon Brigham

    Epic! Going to be perfect for my Halloween costume

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    Tony Sainz

    So there I was camping on a cattle ranch on the central coast of California. Getting ready to run a 26k trail race hanging out with some real cowboys. The one thing I needed was some glorious locks. ugly’s literally had my back.

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    Tom

    Hell yeah, brother! I love my strap on mullet. I've never felt sexier and gotten more compliments at the same bar.

    I've been wearing a "make mullets great again" shirt for years. Well, uglys finally did it!

    Strap one on! You won't regret it! See you at crab island!

    J
    J0hnnywestside

    Coolest glasses in the game. I have a huge collection of sunglasses but all I wear are my uglys!

    J
    Justin

    The results speak for themselves!

    Happy 4th Of July!!!

    Love my new shades & hair style!

    A
    Anonymous

    Awesome strap/hair!

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    David Ski

    Fun style and great conversation starter. Definitely the life of the party 😎

    J
    Jordo

    Shades are great quality, and fit my big head. My kiddos think the mullet is awesome. My wife, not so much, which almost makes it better.

    J
    Jeremy Morris

    gift for a good friend, loved it !

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    Hank

    10/10 would buy again

    100% worth it

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    BRIAN

    Bought the 3-pack of mullets the minute they dropped. The quality is legit, and the packaging had me laughing before I even opened it.

    My sons and I wore them on Father’s Day and immediately became the center of attention. We got laughs, double takes, and at least a few looks from the neighbors. Best purchase I’ve made in a long time. 😂🤘🍻

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