UGLYS™️ Gray Sunglass Strap-On Mullet

The World’s First Eyewear Strap-On Mullet™

This should have existed in 1987.

We finally fixed that.

Prematurely Vintage™ (Gray) is officially underway, for those fortunate enough to have stopped getting ID'd sometime around their first mortgage payment.

DESIGN:

The new UGLYS™ DOUBLEWIDE™ Mullet features a significantly thicker weft, a wider profile, improved hair color matching for most silver alerts, and enough additional volume to make complete strangers uncomfortable.

Measuring 33% wider than original design at 6 inches wide by 10 inches long with a naturally curled finish, the new design is built for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™ and minimal explanation.

Existing customers helped us build this version. Turns out people wanted more business in the back. We listened.

DEALS: 

SITUATION STARTER KIT

🎁 BUY UGLYS’ SUNGLASSES. GET THE MULLET.

Get a FREE Strap-On Mullet™ with any pair of UGLYS Sunglasses.

ADD TO CART FOR AUTOMATIC DISCOUNTS

• 1 MULLET — PERSONAL USE
  $24.99 Recommended.

• 2 MULLETS — RECRUIT A FRIEND
  $39.99 Strongly recommended.
• 3 MULLETS — FULL DEPLOYMENT
  ⭐ $49.99 For total Rear-End Domination™️

What is a Strap-On Mullet®?

Instantly transforms your favorite pair of sunglasses (probably UGLYS) into a rolling cry for rear-end supervision.

No haircut required. No commitment necessary.

Just instant Rear End Superiority™.

Objectively a terrible decision for anyone not prepared to become the reason the party gets shut down.

Patent Pending®️

FEATURES:

• Fits most sunglasses & prescription glasses
• Floats (usually)
• Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro) 
• Removable Velcro-mounted quick release mullet (easy)
• Keeps your shades where they belong
• Washable synthetic hair
• Wind-resistant party flow
• Instant rear profile superiority

HAIR CARE:

Hair arrives compressed for shipping. Shake it out, gently separate the strands, and lightly style for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™. Natural curl and fullness may vary slightly.

FAQS

How do I install?

Remove from packaging. Peel small 1/2 pieces of Velcro from hair. (The extra piece is for storing hair when not in use). Place mullet onto UGLYS Velcro lined neoprene strap. Slide onto the favorite pair of glasses. Strut your stuff.

Will it fit my sunglasses?
Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses and can be trimmed to fit.

Will shaving my head increase mullet effectiveness?
According to absolutely no qualified experts whatsoever, mullets pair best with a freshly shaved dome.

Can I wear it on a boat?
Honestly, that's where it belongs.

Is this a joke product?
That's between you and your conscience, but the results are real.