UGLYS™ Sunglass Strap-On Pony

The UGLYS™ Sunglass Strap-On Pony™

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PRODUCT RELEASE: LATE AUGUST 

Following up the success UGLYS has had with the mullet sector, women started asking questions.

Several questionable decisions later, here we are.

Finally, the pony every little girl dreamed of. We’re guessing.

Instantly attaches to your eyewear for extra length, volume, and absolutely no reason to pay salon prices.

Your hair already looks good.

This gives it more horsepower without the commitment.

 FEATURES:

• Fits most sunglasses & prescription glasses
• Sunglass Strap Floats (Test it First)
• Premium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro) 
• Removable Velcro-mounted quick release Pony (easy)
• Keeps your shades where they belong
• Washable synthetic hair
• Wind-resistant party flow
• Instant Tail-End Performance

HAIR CARE: Hair arrives compressed for shipping. Shake it out, gently separate the strands, and lightly style for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™. Natural curl and fullness may vary slightly.

FAQ

How do I install?

Slide the Strap-On Pony® onto the arms of your favorite sunglasses. Position comfortably behind your head. Adjust your new completely unnecessary amount of hair accordingly.

Proceed as if this has always been normal.

Will it fit my sunglasses?

Yes. It works with most standard sunglasses.

Obviously, we’re going to suggest UGLYS.

Is this real hair?

No. Please stop asking strangers where we got the hair.

It’s synthetic.

Do I need to already have a ponytail?

Absolutely not.

That would defeat most of the engineering.

Can I wear it with my hair up?

Sure. Pony on pony.

We don’t know what happens after that.

Will people know it’s attached to my sunglasses?

Eventually. But unlike extensions, you can be proud to show this off.

Until then, enjoy yourself.

Is this a joke product?

Is your hair a joke?

Absolutely not is the answer.