UGLYS™️ Brown Bag Koozie

Zero Calories. Minimum offenses. Made for open container and public compliance laws. (Won’t hold up in court)

• Fat & Slim options available
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Ribbed seams for pleasure
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed

This product is made on semi-serious demand.