{"product_id":"uglys-pickleball-balls","title":"UGLYS Flaminglow Pickleball Balls","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntroducing the UGLYS™ Flaminglow™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable for Pre-Order \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(All Pre Orders Will Receive Get $25 Credit Available towards Our New Paddle. When it drops..)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e12 PACK \u0026amp; UP RECEIVE A MASSIVE \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePICKLEBALL BALL SACK™.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s exactly what it sounds like.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo further questions at this time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOutdoor use recommended. Indoor use raises questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Holy shit, this actually plays pretty good.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo now you’re wondering:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs UGLYS a Pickleball company?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs Prada?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently they make pickleball equipment too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou can tell them we sent you while you’re busy spending $3,000 on a paddle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeanwhile, we’ll be over here supporting apartment complex championships and retirement community rivalries until further notice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur commitment remains the same:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFun.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Flaminglow™ was designed for people who take pickleball just seriously enough to buy equipment for it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to win. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHard to lose\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e. 46 holes of questionable athleticism. 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