{"product_id":"uglys-87-super-mullet","title":"UGLYS™️ ‘87 SUPER MULLET (22 Inch)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e’87 SUPER MULLET™ (Landing this week)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSOLO CAREER — $49.99 FREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDOUBLE ALBUM ⭐ — 2 for $79.99 FREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORLD TOUR — 3 for $99.99 FREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWin the talent show without the talent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 inches wide. 22 inches long. Fits most sunglasses and even prescription; if the office is where you’re strutting your stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe ’87 Super Mullet™ is the biggest Strap-On Mullet we’ve ever made; a premium neoprene sunglass strap carrying \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22 inches of overwhelming rear-end confidence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium neoprene strap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVelcro-detachable mullet for obvious safety reasons.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo haircut. Intense commitment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttach it. Wear it. Start a hair band. Name it UGLYS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t just strap-on hair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efull-blown regime change above the waistline.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust don’t wear it near an open flame.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe told you so. 🫵\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8 inches wide. 22 inches long. Zero restraint.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits most sunglasses \u0026amp; prescription frames\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium neoprene eyewear strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelcro-detachable Super Mullet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuick-release hair attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWashable synthetic hair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-width, high-volume rear coverage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeeps your shades where they belong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e22 inches of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRear-End Superiority™\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStrap may provide flotation depending on eyewear weight. Test yours first. It’ll at least delay the sink.. maybe give you time to think about your next move..\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWAIT… I’M STILL CONFUSED. WHAT EXACTLY IS THE ’87 SUPER MULLET™?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe took the original Sunglass Strap-On Mullet® and asked:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Where’s the limit between ‘head turning action’ and neck injury?” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe answer is being field tested now. We settled on 8 inches wide, 22 inches long. The responsibility is yours and if 22 inches is too much to handle, go with our smaller UGLYS mullet. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo barber.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo grow-out period.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo six months of looking like you lost a bet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttach it to the included neoprene strap, slide it onto your glasses and become noticeably harder to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s not subtle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt wasn’t supposed to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eU.S. Patent Pending.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I install it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemove the storage Velcro from the back of the hair. Press the Super Mullet firmly onto the Velcro section of the UGLYS neoprene strap. Slide the strap onto your glasses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFind somewhere public.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it really 22 inches long?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe measured twice because we didn’t believe it either.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my glasses?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt fits most standard sunglasses and prescription frames.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor best results, use eyewear capable of handling the responsibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the strap float?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe neoprene strap may provide flotation depending on the weight of your eyewear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTest it somewhere shallow before conducting experiments with expensive sunglasses. It’ll otherwise be a developing situation at best..\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the mullet removable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes. The hair attaches with Velcro and can be removed, swapped or stored separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMostly because permanently attaching 22 inches of synthetic hair to someone seemed irresponsible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I style it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsolutely. It may arrive compressed from packaging. 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