{"product_id":"uglys™️-uncle-rusty-sunglass-strap-on-mullet","title":"UGLYS™️ Uncle Rusty Sunglass Strap-On Mullet","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe World’s First Eyewear Strap-On Mullet™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNow available on Pre-Order.  We honestly hoped this was a phase.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt wasn’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve received a disturbing amount of emails demanding this color-way. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo here’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUncle Rusty™.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you’ve never seen a mullet strapped to a pair of shades before, it’s because nobody else was dumb enough to build it.. 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Peel small 1\/2 pieces of Velcro from hair. (The extra piece is for storing hair when not in use). Place mullet onto UGLYS Velcro lined neoprene strap. Slide onto the favorite pair of glasses. Strut your stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my sunglasses?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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