{"product_id":"uglys™️-sunglass-strap-on-pony-tail","title":"UGLYS™ Sunglass Strap-On Pony","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe UGLYS™ Sunglass Strap-On Pony™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMITED TIME OFFER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 PREORDER NOW 50% OFF 🔥\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT RELEASE: LATE AUGUST \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFollowing up the success UGLYS has had with the mullet sector,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e women started asking questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeveral questionable decisions later, here we are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinally, the pony every little girl dreamed of. We’re guessing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstantly attaches to your eyewear for extra length, volume, and absolutely no reason to pay salon prices.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour hair already looks good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis gives it more horsepower without the commitment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eFEATURES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits most sunglasses \u0026amp; prescription glasses\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSunglass Strap Floats (Test it First)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium neoprene comfort strap (soft hook Velcro) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eVelcro-mounted quick release Pony (easy)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeeps your shades where they belong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWashable synthetic hair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWind-resistant party flow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Tail-End Performance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHAIR CARE: \u003c\/strong\u003eHair arrives compressed for shipping. Shake it out, gently separate the strands, and lightly style for maximum Rear Profile Dominance™. Natural curl and fullness may vary slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I install?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlide the Strap-On Pony® onto the arms of your favorite sunglasses. Position comfortably behind your head. Adjust your new completely unnecessary amount of hair accordingly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProceed as if this has always been normal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my sunglasses?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes. It works with most standard sunglasses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eObviously, we’re going to suggest UGLYS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this real hair?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo. Please stop asking strangers where we got the hair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s synthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo I need to already have a ponytail?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat would defeat most of the engineering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear it with my hair up?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSure. Pony on pony.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe don’t know what happens after that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill people know it’s attached to my sunglasses?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEventually. 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